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God doesn t think he s a conductor.

Musician humor. From tv show seinfeld to hit movie the blues brothers anonymous gags to laughs about gigs these are the best music jokes in the world. The funniest musician jokes ever told part 1 check out some of our favorite jokes on musicians below. What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream. I ve got a joke about elton john. Did you hear the one about the viola. For the star wars. My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with linkin park.

I bought a rocking chair. Cash prizes to the top 10 jokes every week. But in the end it doesn t even matter. Music puns may not be your forte but you can t deny their greatness. 27 totally cringe worthy music jokes that you need in your life right now. No instrument musician or music style is sacred here. Staccato s and fermata s 2.

Twelve tone commercial joke a young child says to his mother mom when i grow up i d like to be a musician she replies well honey you know you can t do both q. If you know any other good musician comics or jokes be sure to share them in the comment section. What s the difference between a conductor and god. We don t want to toot our own horn but we ve been known to tickle the ivories every once in a while. How do you make musicians complain. Musician jokes welcome to the worlds largest collection of musician jokes. Your taste in music can be determined by your chromosomes.

Xy male xx female yyy delilah i m not so excited the disappointer sisters. Whether you re a musician or not we re sure you ll enjoy the music humor on this list. It keeps playing black sabbath. We would greatly appreciate your contribution. Special thanks to sheldon wong of mountain group audio and rick rosen of the rick rosen marketing group for helping to get this whole thing started and to all who have contributed. Depeche a la mode. Musicians are a rare breed and no matter which instruments they play they re perfectly suited to be the butts of jokes.

Where it pay to be funny. Check out these 12 cringeworthy music puns that are so bad you just have to laugh.